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Doomsday
While Flare was attempting to comfort Katrika, Leppy quietly unscrewed the lid of the honey jar and crawled out a convenient window. Once outside, she wiped herself clean of honey with one of Flare's handkerchiefs that she had "found" on her way out along with several other small items.
"Tears are all very well and good but action is what's called for!" Leppy declared to the world at large surprising a big black crow who cawed once in reply, voided it bowels and departed. Leppy made a rude gesture in it's direction and set off to see the one person who may be able to help keep Katrika from a horrible death.
Leppy was in luck. She hadn't travelled very far when she heard the voices of the very people that she had been looking for.
"Dammit it all to Hell Crisis! Will you leave my blasted tools alone!  I was working on something important!"
This was Anna Demorah. Former military scout and resident grump. She had no time at all for Leppy.
"I have no idea what you're talking about Anna
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Feeling even more Super
"Gee willikers!" Leppy the Londorean fairy exclaimed excitedly. "Exactly what kind of shenanigans are were talking about Kat? Come on, spill!"
Katrika blushed bright red and wriggled nervously. "Well, you know Leppy, strange things. Like once I was wondering what Anna thought of me and all of a sudden I could hear her thoughts clear as day. I didn't understand all the big words but I COULD hear them!  And another time I was arguing with Léa and I sneezed and all her clothes flew off!"
Leppy blinked. It wasn't often that she was struck speechless but Kat's statement had done it.  She sat down on Katrika's shoulder and had a serious think. It took her a whole twelve seconds.
"Seems to me Kitty-Kat," Leppy said seriously, "that what you need to do is to talk to one of those muckity muck magic squirters. Not a fairy though. Bunch of idiots." Leppy said, oblivious to the irony. "Tanya's out too. You'd have to go through Sonya and the fewer people who know about this the bette
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Feeling super
Anna was NOT having a good day.
This in itself was nothing unusual. Anna took great pride in maintaining a throughly miserable attitude. At least when people were watching. Left to her own devices Anna had been known to smile. Once she had even hummed to herself while rebuilding an old computer mainframe but she stopped the instant Crisis appeared.
At the moment however Anna was NOT smiling! She was trying to repair an old replicator that Temi had brought her. If she could just get it working, Anna would be able to create an endless supply of cigarettes and by Ymir's Balls, Anna needed a smoke!
Needless to say, she was NOT in the mood for any interruptions from ANYONE!
"Hi Anna! How are you today? What are you doing?"
Anna's heart sank. Katrika.
Sure enough, when Anna swiveled around upon her azure blue tail she found herself facing the bane of her existence, the Londorean naga Katrika or Kat for short. Smaller than Anna with an ash-grey tail with a blue-black zigzag running down the s
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What's up
"Hiya Dingleberries! It's your old pal Leppy! Hey! Where do you think you're going? I've locked all the exits so sit back down and listen up."
"I don't know, you lot drive me to tears! And I can eat raw onions without so much as a sniffle. Bunch of disrespectful brats! Speaking of which......"
*For the benefit of those without television- Leppy has been joined by a tiny demon with dark spikey purple hair, tiny horns, bat wings and wearing a Korn t-shirt.*
"This is my good friend Spark. Say "hello" to all the nice people Spark."
"Go f*** yourselves!" replies Spark leaning back in her chair and putting her steel-capped boots up on the desk in front of her. "I'm not here to make friends. I'm here because that walking corpse Tanya Stoviaka bribed me to show up and help you with this news report- seeing that you're forever banned from the infernal realms."
"Aww nuts! I only turned the heat down. Trying to save energy you know. I thought that they'd be grateful. Arale said that she WAS grate
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Rena
Rena's Letter
Dear Danni.
I hate myself.
No really, I mean it.
I know that people say that I shouldn't, but what do they know?
I HATE- being a Slug Girl.
(And not just ANY Slug Girl! I'm the ONLY Slug Girl with an IQ higher than 74. )
Damn alchemists!  Leaving that potion lying around for me to find when I was just a baby!  Ruined my life.
Well, my life was already ruined but now I was smart enough to realize it.
Let me spell it out for you.........
I'm a Slug Girl. That means that no matter how hard I try- I'm slow. Very slow. An ancient three-legged arthritic drunk cat can outpace me without effort. Not only that, but everywhere I go- I  leave behind, a glistening sticky trail.  It's a real mess!
So-it's really difficult for me to find work. Most jobs require you to move as fast as possible. And my slime trail is a real handicap.
It's gets worse.
Every time I get scared or excited- my body works overtime producing great amounts of slimy froth. (It's an evolutionar
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Dawn Centaur (wip)
Dawn
No, not the time of day when the sun comes up over the horizon.  I mean my good friend Dawn.
Oh sorry! I'm Danason. Don't worry about me, I'm not important right now.  We're talking about Dawn.
Where to start? Well, she's just turned twenty two years old and left home to go flatting with Flare and Katrika.  What does she look like? I think she's reasonably attractive, shoulder-length hair the colour of white gold, a pale complexion, slim arms, sky-blue eyes and a dark dapple-grey lower body with a long following tail.
Oh didn't I explain?  She's a centaur. (And not just ANY centaur either!  She's a member of the very rare winged variety. Apparantly one of her ancestors had one too many ouzos, wandered down the wrong street, and encountered a pegasus. One thing led to another and-yeah, she has wings.)
Be nice. Don't make a big deal out of it.
Where was I?  Oh yeah.........
Dawn is a very quiet, shy girl. She's afraid of a great many things.  (She
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Literature
What REALLY happened at Endor
Admiral Danason reporting.
Everyone knows roughly what happened above the forest moon of Endor but the actions of a small select group have so far gone mostly unrecorded.
Here's what REALLY happened.......
Inquisitor Tanya Stoviaka paced back and forth across the bridge of the Star Destroyer "Bloody Fang."  She was feeling extremely nervous and it was making her hair ache.
"I hope that Wrinkles and Buckethead know what they're up too!" she muttered to herself quietly.  "This whole idea of allowing the location of the second Death Star to fall into the hands of those rebel idiots is sheer madness. Mind you-" she reflected-"building a second Death Star isn't the best idea either. But you know what they say about old men with big guns, they're compensating for the size of their other equipment. What are you blushing for?" Tanya asked a young female bridge officer who had turned quite red. "Kid's today! No backbone at all!"
The bridge officer returned to her work and Tanya left h
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Progress
Utter complete chaos.
Six big slimy green trolls with yellow eyes, crooked fangs and warty green skin, raced towards our position, howling with bloodlust.
I HATE trolls!  Out of all the creatures that crawl upon the surface of this world, there are few beings I dislike more.
Flare wasted no time organising her fellow party members. She ordered the mage to the rear, set the cleric to guard him and then somehow, summoned a ball of fire out of thin air and threw it right into the face of the nearest troll.  It yowled angrily and went up in flames like a torch. Flare grinned and charged to meet the remaining trolls with her spear held before her.  The spearhead erupted into flames, causing the eyes of the nine foot tall trolls to widen.
The Tian woman muttered quietly under her breath and sent an arrow into the chest of a charging troll. I don't know what spell she cast but her arrow struck with the force of a ballista bolt, sending the troll flying several feet.  The m
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The Hollow Hills
Far to the north, lies the windswept Realms of the Mammoth Lords.  Life is hard here and the people are as tough as teak.  They have to be. There is little room for the weak or infirm.  If you aren't willing to work hard and serve your people-you die.  Simple as that.
Not that these are evil folk. The Kellics- as these people are called-are mostly nomadic barbarian tribes who serve savage Gods and have a strange sense of honour.  If they come across strangers tresspassing on their lands, they'll sweep down on them with all the fury of a winter storm. But should they encounter the same folk suffering from the cold- they will render all aid.  For winter is every man's foe!
A strange folk, they have domesticated the enormous mammoths that roam the tundra.  The great beasts are far more intelligent than elephants and seem happy enough to live in partnership with the Kellic people.  
Which is more than can be said for the giants.  The Kellic trib
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Katrika's Log
21.1.2017 (or thereabouts.)
This is my first entry since I moved in to my new home this summer. Not that it's been much of a summer, overcast and cold!  Good thing I can handle the chilly tempretures and I can always snuggle my favourite hot water bottle in bed at night.
(Flare blushed and said that she's NOT a hot water bottle! However- I still think she's great fun to coil around because she puts out a bit of warmth. Fire Lamia are like that. Which is what Flare is of course. Mostly. She's also part phoenix but that's another story. )
Oh yeah, my name's Katrika. Kat for short. I'm a lamia too, although some people call me a naga which "TECHNICALLY" I not. Long story but it turns out that my ancestors were "created" way back in the dim dark ages.  
Story for another time.
(Dammit Leppy! Must you draw those pictures in my book! I'm pretty sure that's not physically possible. Tanya's going to kill you! She doesn't even like cucumbers!)
Oh right. Introductions.
As I said, I'm K
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Report on Bulvon Wood by Lt Col Danason
23.1.2017 Imperial Calander
Lt Col Danson reporting.....
Chapter One.
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As many travellers know, Bulvon Wood is famous for it's warm, humid climate. Untreated equipment falls apart very quickly and travel is made difficult not only due to the countless numbers of biting insects but also because of the thick, clinging mud underfoot. If you know where to look however, you can find large deposits of high quality clay which is in great demand in many cities.
There are also high numbers of hardwoods here, such as cypress and teak and sandalwood. If the problems posed by the terrian could be overcome, the area has real potentional for forestry.
Sadly, Bulvon Wood has little to offer in the way of mineral wealth, having little in the way of geological features.  Although there have been reports of natural gas deposits deep in the swamps which may indicate the presence of oil which some less developed cultures are still using.
Arial scans by drones have revealed a large stone
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While Flare was attempting to comfort Katrika, Leppy quietly unscrewed the lid of the honey jar and crawled out a convenient window. Once outside, she wiped herself clean of honey with one of Flare's handkerchiefs that she had "found" on her way out along with several other small items.

"Tears are all very well and good but action is what's called for!" Leppy declared to the world at large surprising a big black crow who cawed once in reply, voided it bowels and departed. Leppy made a rude gesture in it's direction and set off to see the one person who may be able to help keep Katrika from a horrible death.

Leppy was in luck. She hadn't travelled very far when she heard the voices of the very people that she had been looking for.

"Dammit it all to Hell Crisis! Will you leave my blasted tools alone!  I was working on something important!"

This was Anna Demorah. Former military scout and resident grump. She had no time at all for Leppy.

"I have no idea what you're talking about Anna. You must have just misplaced them. Did you look under your workbench?"

That was Crisis. Having been reared by fairies, she was the safer of the two nagas to approach.

"Now now Crisis, I know teasing Anna is lots of fun but there ARE limits you know. Give her back her tools and come and spend some quality time with me" purred a voice that just dripped with sex appeal.

"Ah HA!" Leppy crowed in triumph! "That's Vivian! If anyone can help Katrika it's old wiggle hips!"

Leppy shot through the trees and zipped into a fairly large clearing where three giants nagas were arguing. A human girl appearing to be in her twenties was standing nearby watching them with the faintest trace of a smile on her lips. Leppy landed on her shoulder and tugged on her earlobe.

"Hi there Chuckles! How's tricks!"

The young lady nearly jumped clean out of her socks but relaxed when she recognised her visitor. "Hello there Lephia. I'm afraid now is NOT a good time for a visit. Maybe if you come back in a few weeks, or months. Maybe a year or two?"

"Aww don't get your panties in a bunch," Leppy said feeling a little irritated. "Kat's in trouble and I need advice! This is serious stuff so get those three bellydraggers to knock it off and listen up!"

  Léa -for it was she - did as she was bid. Leppy summed up the situation as "Kat is constipated with magic and going to go boom!" which greatly alarmed Crisis, amused Anna and got Vivian to thinking.

Eventually Vivian sighed heavily, (which caused her chest to bounce pleasantly) and reply, "I'm sorry Leppy but short of Katrika becoming a Guardian or something along those lines, I really don't see what can be done.  Unless Katrika can somehow turn her ability off but I-"

"NO!" interrupted a firm voice. Everyone turned to see an attractive blond neko walking towards them looking extremely serious. This was Sonya, last remaining shaman of the Broken Hill Tribe. Currently possessed by the disembodied spirit of the child vampire Tanya Stoviaka. Usually Tanya remained a muttering voice in the back of Sonya's mind but from time to time Tanya would take over although she was unable to remain in control for long thanks to restrictions that Vivian had kindly placed on her. Which means that Tanya hated Vivian like a priest hates sin.

Sonya marched across to the nagas and perched herself quite comfortably upon Crisis's tail, sure proof that Tanya was in control as Sonya was terrified of Crisis as the blond naga had gobbled up the rest of her tribe whilst Tanya wasn't concerned at all. After all- she WAS dead!

"Katrika can no more shut off her absorption ability than you lot can stop breathing! It was built into her. As I told you idiots some years ago. Katrika is not a natural creature, her ancestors were engineered. And now she's coming apart at the seams."

"One of these days, I'm going to find the time to drag you out of your hiding place and deal with you properly, " Vivian growled. "If you don't have anything helpful to add, just go back where you came from"

"Ah, but it so happens that I DO have the answer!" Tanya purred mockingly. "And it will cost you."

"Cost us WHAT you miserable parasite?" growled Anna who had never liked Tanya much from the beginning. "Spit it out you misbegotton spawn of a-"

"Anna! That will do." Vivian said quietly, placing a hand upon Crisis's shoulder to calm her. Although she hadn't spoken, Crisis was as tense as a bowstring. "What do you want Tanya?"

"Oh that's easy!" Tanya replied. "I want to get out of this cursed prison and back into a body of my own! Promise to give me that and I'll gladly tell you what you want to know. This I swear by the Seven Endless!"

Vivian's magnificent silver eyebrows rose and she nodded slightly. "Done! Now tell us how to save Katrika."

Anna sneered. "Do we really have to? What's one less naga in this place?"

Nobody responded to this remark. Everyone knew that Anna wasn't serious. So Tanya continued.

"Katrika's cells are sucking up magic from the air, the soil, her food, from all around her. We can't stop that. That is the way that she was designed. Back on her home world of Londore it wasn't a problem. She was too busy using her ability to keep warm to get into any real trouble. Later when she was newly arrived here in Felarya she was using all of energy to survive, to grow, to combat the Master Ring that she got stuck with. But now she isn't doing any of that and all that magical energy is backing up."

"So we drain it out of her. There's got to be a way to do that." Crisis suggested.

"That would buy us time but we'd end up having to deal with the problem over and over. Unless we got Katrika to leave Felarya and I don't think any of us want that."

Anna tried to reply to this remark but Crisis gagged her with the tip of her tail.  Now was not the time to be unkind.

"Besides which-" continued Vivian who hadn't noticed the little exchange- "I consider that kind of thing to be a variety of rape. And I'm not into that."

Dead silence.

"I am NOT a rapist!" Vivian growled. "I'm just extremely persuasive. Nothing wrong with a lady taking the lead after all."

"Getting back on track!" growled Tanya who could spot the impending iceberg, "as I said, Katrika's race of naga was artificially created. Which  doesn't concern us at the moment. What is important is that I know the incantation to stabilize her condition. Give me a body, and I'll cast it."

"Tell me what it is- and I'll keep my promise." Vivian countered.

Léa coughed. "Do we really have time for this? Kat's life is in the balance. We haven't the luxury of growing bodies or verbal sparring."

Sonya frowned. Then she gave the incantation to Vivian. (With much sulking.)

Shortly after Vivian appeared at Flare's burrow and made her preparations. Flare had peeked at Tanya's incantation and gone quite pale. Why- she would not say.

Katrika herself was curious but also a little worried. Despite her ability to absorb magic she disliked having spells cast on her. You never knew what might happen.

Vivian skillfully cast the rather long and complicated formula that Tanya had provided. There were phrases within the wording that she found distasteful to say. It reminded her of a recent battle with a rather nasty fairy. But she had no choice.

And the spell was cast.

And Tanya's plan was fulfilled. Katrika threw her head back and uttered a terrible scream that ended in a rattle and then vanished in a massive implosion.



The end








Vivian-"What have I done?"

 


   
Doomsday
The final chapter

Vivian, Crisis, Léa and Anna belong to :iconkarbo:

Flare belongs to :icon10110100:
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"Gee willikers!" Leppy the Londorean fairy exclaimed excitedly. "Exactly what kind of shenanigans are were talking about Kat? Come on, spill!"

Katrika blushed bright red and wriggled nervously. "Well, you know Leppy, strange things. Like once I was wondering what Anna thought of me and all of a sudden I could hear her thoughts clear as day. I didn't understand all the big words but I COULD hear them!  And another time I was arguing with Léa and I sneezed and all her clothes flew off!"

Leppy blinked. It wasn't often that she was struck speechless but Kat's statement had done it.  She sat down on Katrika's shoulder and had a serious think. It took her a whole twelve seconds.

"Seems to me Kitty-Kat," Leppy said seriously, "that what you need to do is to talk to one of those muckity muck magic squirters. Not a fairy though. Bunch of idiots." Leppy said, oblivious to the irony. "Tanya's out too. You'd have to go through Sonya and the fewer people who know about this the better! Ditto for Vivian. She could help you but she'd probably rope you into some adult fun and Sif knows what would happen then. Léa's too wet behind the ears as yet and she's a weather witch anyway. Naturally Menyssan is out too. Demons don't solve problems, they cause them! (Leppy was banned from Hell and she carried a grudge.)  So who does that leave?"

A hour later, a certain red-headed Fire Lamia heard a knock on her front door.  Similar in form to a naga but much smaller,  this young lady- Flare by name- was an impressive thirty-two feet in length and somewhere in the neighbourhood of 600 pounds. Impressive until you compared her to Katrika's 298 foot length and Tyche knew how many tons. (Not that Katrika was adverse to being weighed, it's just that no one had ever asked her.) Despite all this, Katrika was extremely fond of Flare and spent a lot of time with her. So did Leppy which was why Flare had hung fly paper throughout her home.

Flare was understandably concerned for her young friend (although Katrika was actually twice her age, she was not as mature as Flare.)  She listened as Katrika explained her predicament ( with Leppy butting in with helpful suggestions until Flare gave her a jar of honey to finish off.)  When Katrika had finished her explanation, Flare brought out a portable medical scanner and ran it down the giant naga's body. Flare's face grew more and more worried as she examined the readings.

"I'm going to have to run a few tests Kat but from what I can tell, it doesn't look good. Simply put, your cells have become over saturated with magical energy. They just can't handle the high levels found here in Felarya- especially in the Miragia Forest."

Katrika looked at Flare blankly.

"Kat swell up, go BOOM!" Leppy explained helpfully from inside the honey jar.

Katrika went pale as a ghost and her bottom lip trembled.

Flare sighed. (She also screwed the lid back on the honey jar and rolled it into the next room with a flick of her tail causing Leppy to squeal.)

"As irritating as Leppy is Kat- she's also right. Your cells are absorbing magic faster than you can use it. That's why you're experiencing all those strange events. Your body is trying to get rid of all that left over magic by randomly mutating your body. But it's reached it's limit. On any other world you'd be suffering from cancer. As it is, your body is at it's limit. I'm sorry Kat. I've seen this kind of thing before. Nice guy from Kansas. Super guy....."

"There's nothing I can do? Use up the magic somehow?" Katrika asked.  Flare shook her head in reply.

"Wouldn't work Kat. Not unless you somehow released a massive amount of magic and then left Felarya. But it's far too late for that."

  "What's going to happen to me?" Katrika whimpered quietly.

Flare didn't want to answer that but she had never lied to her friend. "Well, I guess you'll just burn up like a match. It'll be quick!" she hastily amended.

However- in their despair, both Katrika and Flare had forgotten Leppy......  
Feeling even more Super
Kat develops a slight problem.

(Based on a recent movie from DC comics)

Léa, Crisis, Anna Felarya Vivian Menyssan Melany Temi belong to :iconkarbo: 

Flare belongs to :icon10110100:
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Anna was NOT having a good day.

This in itself was nothing unusual. Anna took great pride in maintaining a throughly miserable attitude. At least when people were watching. Left to her own devices Anna had been known to smile. Once she had even hummed to herself while rebuilding an old computer mainframe but she stopped the instant Crisis appeared.

At the moment however Anna was NOT smiling! She was trying to repair an old replicator that Temi had brought her. If she could just get it working, Anna would be able to create an endless supply of cigarettes and by Ymir's Balls, Anna needed a smoke!

Needless to say, she was NOT in the mood for any interruptions from ANYONE!

"Hi Anna! How are you today? What are you doing?"

Anna's heart sank. Katrika.

Sure enough, when Anna swiveled around upon her azure blue tail she found herself facing the bane of her existence, the Londorean naga Katrika or Kat for short. Smaller than Anna with an ash-grey tail with a blue-black zigzag running down the spine, Katrika came up to Anna's shoulder in height and was not as heavily built.

The young naga was smiling at Anna, her hazel eyes twinkling with mirth and her tail tip twitching from side to side like an excited kitten. Anna tensed preparing for the worst! Katrika had an enormous crush on her and had on occasion been known to GLOMP without warning- and she had a tremendously powerful grip!

"You'll NEVER guess what happened to me today!" Katrika began to say but Anna was prepared. She reached out and flicked Katrika under the jaw causing her teeth to click together as her mouth snapped shut. Kat's eyes glistened with tears more from shock than pain although like all Londearean naga, Kat's lower jaw was very sensitive and she disliked anyone touching it like that.

(Having her jaw lightly stroked after a few glasses of wine was another story completely as a certain redhead had discovered.)

"Listen kid, I'm sure that whatever happened is really important to you but quite frankly I couldn't give a damn! Why don't you go and tell Crisis all about it. I'm sure she's around somewhere. Or tell that blasted harpy who's been hanging around lately?"

"HARPY!? ARRRGGHHHH!" shrieked Katrika, rushing off at top speed into the surrounding jungle. (She suffered from an intense phobia concerning birds of prey- including harpies.)

Anna snorted in triumph. Sure, mentioning the harpy was a bit of a low blow but Anna wasn't one to shy away from fighting dirty. Besides which, she was in no mood to put up with Katrika right now. (The replicator was putting up quite a fight.)

Katrika meanwhile had recovered from her fright and was catching her breath beneath the shade of a large baobab tree. She was feeling a bit unusual and really wanted someone to talk to but she wasn't sure if any of her friends would understand the changes she was going through.

Londorean nagas evolved (Kat's "friend" Tanya Stoviaka child vampire and thorn in her side claimed that they were artificially created but that's anothet story.) to absorb magical energy and use it to power their ability to adapt to new environments. On Kat's homeworld, she had used this ability to survive in a much colder climate than she would have been able to otherwise.

Since coming to Felarya however- a much richer world magically than her origin- this ability had been working overtime and Katrika had developed "complications." Lacking another member of her kind to speak to, Kat had been forced to struggle on alone.

Slithering quietly through the undergrowth, Katrika allowed her senses to grow attuned to her surroundings. A combination of smell, hearing and "tremorsense" that mysterious ability to detect objects by their movement over the surface of the earth gave Kat a pretty good idea what was going on around her. She detected a large creature with a heavy footfall nearby but she could tell by the noise that it was making that it was a browsing herbivore. Light rapid scampering footfalls were nekos in a hurry to get somewhere and an almost liquid sinuous ripple close behind them was a large naga, most likely Crisis.

Katrika knew better than to interrupt one of her friends hunts so she made her way to where a small slug girl was feeding on the leaves of a nearby tree. Reaching out Katrika grabbed the surprised creature around the upper torso and stuffed her into her mouth and gulped her down.  The satisfied naga could feel her hapless victim squirming around inside her gullet thrashing for all she was worth!  The pleasant sensation brought a purr from deep inside of Kat's chest.

"Gee Kat! You greedy guts! You're going to get a potbelly if you keep on eating that kind of stuff."

Kat squinted. Her eyesight wasn't bad, it was just that the speaker was so tiny compared to her.  Eventually she made out the miniscule form of a fairy with purple hair sticking out as if she'd been dragged through a blackberry bush backwards- which was entirely possible.

"Hi Leppy. What brings you to these parts?" Katrika asked politely. She didn't like Leppy much, (Leppy's race had almost wiped Katrika's world of all life once like an army of hyperactive army ants.)

"I don't have a clue!" Leppy squeaked happily. "There I was having fourty winks and someone scooped me up in a sack and dropped me off here. It "may" have had something to do with those new tattoos I drew on Melany's butt with that permanent marker I "borrowed" Leppy said thoughtfully. She'd never gotten the concept of personal ownership.

"That....."may" have had something to do with it." Katrika agreed.  "I've often wondered if her tattoos are magical. Always been too scared to ask." she admitted.

"Bah! I'll ask her next time I see her," Leppy promised. "I wonder how she got them?" Leppy pondered. "Oh well, I'm bored! What can we do now?" Leppy asked impatiently.

(Give a hyperactive child a big bag of sweets and a bottle of caffinated soda and the result will give you an idea of what dealing with some fairies is like.)

"I'm trying to find someone to ask about why I'm feeling sick." Katrika replied without thinking. Leppy was quick to take advantage of this mistake.

"Ha ha ha! You're silly Kat! Even I know it's impossible to get sick here in Felarya!  Something in the dirt keeps everyone healthy. You can't even get the squits! "

"Nice image Leppy," Katrika growled. "I was talking about this......"

And with that - Katrika punched a nearby boulder right in the centre. It shattered into a thousand pieces. Katrika held out her hand for Leppy to inspect. Her knuckles weren't even red.

"I haven't been able to cut myself in about a week. And what"s worse- when I- ah- get "excited" things get weird!"

 
 

 
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"Hiya Dingleberries! It's your old pal Leppy! Hey! Where do you think you're going? I've locked all the exits so sit back down and listen up."

"I don't know, you lot drive me to tears! And I can eat raw onions without so much as a sniffle. Bunch of disrespectful brats! Speaking of which......"

*For the benefit of those without television- Leppy has been joined by a tiny demon with dark spikey purple hair, tiny horns, bat wings and wearing a Korn t-shirt.*

"This is my good friend Spark. Say "hello" to all the nice people Spark."

"Go f*** yourselves!" replies Spark leaning back in her chair and putting her steel-capped boots up on the desk in front of her. "I'm not here to make friends. I'm here because that walking corpse Tanya Stoviaka bribed me to show up and help you with this news report- seeing that you're forever banned from the infernal realms."

"Aww nuts! I only turned the heat down. Trying to save energy you know. I thought that they'd be grateful. Arale said that she WAS grateful!" Leppy replied looking a little downtrodden.

"Arale- as well as being a congenital idiot- is an Ice Succubus. She's happy in the middle of a blizzard!" Spark replied dryly as she calmly decapitated a Barbie doll and set fire to it. "She is also not very pleased with you Leppy, whatever did you say to her?"

*Leppy blushed*

"All I did, was ask her is she had ever brought a snowman to life. I don't know why she screamed "NOT THAT BESHEBA-BLASTED MOVIE AGAIN," and tried to squish me!" Leppy said sadly.

*Spark was unable to reply to this remark as she was sharpening her teeth with a file, but someone snorted with laughter from offscreen*

"Anyway- let's get on with the news shall we?" Leppy asked quickly. "Some of it's pretty important."

"BULLPUCKY!" spat Spark as she applied glitter to her fingernails, "you mortals place far too much importance on yourselves. Nobody of any importance gives a sparrow's kidney for what you do. Bunch of wool gathers! "

Leppy took a deep breath and began.........

"First of all, I am pleased to report that all of our friends are alive and well! Except Tanya who is undead and Jane the house ghost who keeps pretty much to herself." Leppy said gleefully.

"Hold the phone!" Spark snarled. "Jane was from an entirely different storyline! That stupid "Kittyverse" one. What's she doing in this report you spawn of a leprechaun and a drunk butterfly?"

"Hey- you leave my relatives out of it! Long story short I, ah- kind of crashed the story lines together. But no one was hurt- much. Except for Zoekin but he'd been sick anyway. It wasn't't my fault! Someone plied me with strong liquor!"

"Leppy- one liquor chocolate is NOT "strong liquor!" You screwed the pooch you demented reject from an animated feature! Keep to the point! I've got an appointment at six o'clock and I'd like to be there! I'm hanging out with KISS!"

"Name dropper!" growled Leppy. "So- anyway, last I heard everyone at the Giant Tree was doing fine! Although with Léa it's hard to tell. I did hear a rumour that someone tried to "save" her from Crisis recently."

"Stupid sod," Spark remarked quietly looking through the pages of a Gorefest magazine. "My money's on Léa. She might be smaller than Crisis but she's a LOT meaner! Look what she did to that guy who crept up on her with that mistletoe last Christmas."

"Yeah! He still walks with a limp!" Leppy said, not without some sympathy. "Still- no harm was intended. Which is more than I can say about SOME PEOPLE!"

"Hey- steady on!" Spark answered looking worried. "Don't go there! The Evil Overlord of Felarya doesn't like meddlesome midgets! Look what happened the last time."

"Nuts to him!" Leppy squeaked. "Right, here goes! I've got all the dirt on his future plans and -ARRRRGHHHHH! MURDER MOST FOUL!"

*Leppy has been scooped up into a muslin bag and carried away by a small figure wearing a black cloak with pink hair. It is the one and only Tanya Stoviaka, Felarya's only vampire.*

"That's enough out of you, you little runt! You've said quite enough for one night!" muttered Tanya carrying the struggling fairy offscreen*

*Spark waited until the vampire had departed and then went through Leppy's notes*

"Right motherflufflers, just summing up here.........damn childish writing- and she WILL insist on using crayon- ......ah! Ok. Simply put- you're screwed! Seriously, I'm looking at a storyline here that makes "Game of Thrones" look like "Happy Days." Schemes and plots and betrayal all over the place, looks like fun! Reminds me of the good old days during the third Crusade.........but where was I? Oh yeah....all Hell is going to break lose- literally! But that's classified.  Tanya is still stuck inside Sonya the neko's head- (for some reason vampires can't survive for long in Felarya. I heard it was because of the Positive Energy radiating from the soil. Doesn't seem to affect ghosts or other forms of undead though. DID affect Zoekin however but he always was a negative bastard! Which is probably why he's in his current predicament."

"Nix, the Chilotaur is still living at the Bach in Bulvon Wood. Asly is still with her. The rest of Nix's brood have moved out and are making life Heaven for somebody else. Lucifer knows what happened to Aleski. It's a BIG ocean and it's easy to lose a little mermaid in it."

"Velvet the slug girl is alive and well as are Markie and Krista - may they both be blasted into a thousand tiny particles. WHAT?! I'm a DEMON! Sure, I'm not a succubus or anything but I'm as bigoted and racist as the next fiend!   And angels give me hives!"

" Which leaves  Katrika. Hmmmmm. Says Katrika is still the same sweet idiot that she's always been. Only she's a bit friendlier to humans now. "

"Right! I'm outta here! See you losers later! "

*and with that- the tiny imp made the sign of the Devil and disappeared in a puff of smoke*

Writers note: Yeah. Sorry about that. I was talking with a close friend online and the question was raised- "what if your character was evil?", and Spark was born.
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An update of my characters in :iconkarbo: world of Felarya

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Currently waiting to see if I have to leave my home due to the river flooding.

I have been working on Katrika but due to a lack of interest- have decided to suspend the project.

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