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Rena
Rena's Letter
Dear Danni.
I hate myself.
No really, I mean it.
I know that people say that I shouldn't, but what do they know?
I HATE- being a Slug Girl.
(And not just ANY Slug Girl! I'm the ONLY Slug Girl with an IQ higher than 74. )
Damn alchemists!  Leaving that potion lying around for me to find when I was just a baby!  Ruined my life.
Well, my life was already ruined but now I was smart enough to realize it.
Let me spell it out for you.........
I'm a Slug Girl. That means that no matter how hard I try- I'm slow. Very slow. An ancient three-legged arthritic drunk cat can outpace me without effort. Not only that, but everywhere I go- I  leave behind, a glistening sticky trail.  It's a real mess!
So-it's really difficult for me to find work. Most jobs require you to move as fast as possible. And my slime trail is a real handicap.
It's gets worse.
Every time I get scared or excited- my body works overtime producing great amounts of slimy froth. (It's an evolutionar
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Dawn Centaur (wip)
Dawn
No, not the time of day when the sun comes up over the horizon.  I mean my good friend Dawn.
Oh sorry! I'm Danason. Don't worry about me, I'm not important right now.  We're talking about Dawn.
Where to start? Well, she's just turned twenty two years old and left home to go flatting with Flare and Katrika.  What does she look like? I think she's reasonably attractive, shoulder-length hair the colour of white gold, a pale complexion, slim arms, sky-blue eyes and a dark dapple-grey lower body with a long following tail.
Oh didn't I explain?  She's a centaur. (And not just ANY centaur either!  She's a member of the very rare winged variety. Apparantly one of her ancestors had one too many ouzos, wandered down the wrong street, and encountered a pegasus. One thing led to another and-yeah, she has wings.)
Be nice. Don't make a big deal out of it.
Where was I?  Oh yeah.........
Dawn is a very quiet, shy girl. She's afraid of a great many things.  (She
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What REALLY happened at Endor
Admiral Danason reporting.
Everyone knows roughly what happened above the forest moon of Endor but the actions of a small select group have so far gone mostly unrecorded.
Here's what REALLY happened.......
Inquisitor Tanya Stoviaka paced back and forth across the bridge of the Star Destroyer "Bloody Fang."  She was feeling extremely nervous and it was making her hair ache.
"I hope that Wrinkles and Buckethead know what they're up too!" she muttered to herself quietly.  "This whole idea of allowing the location of the second Death Star to fall into the hands of those rebel idiots is sheer madness. Mind you-" she reflected-"building a second Death Star isn't the best idea either. But you know what they say about old men with big guns, they're compensating for the size of their other equipment. What are you blushing for?" Tanya asked a young female bridge officer who had turned quite red. "Kid's today! No backbone at all!"
The bridge officer returned to her work and Tanya left h
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Progress
Utter complete chaos.
Six big slimy green trolls with yellow eyes, crooked fangs and warty green skin, raced towards our position, howling with bloodlust.
I HATE trolls!  Out of all the creatures that crawl upon the surface of this world, there are few beings I dislike more.
Flare wasted no time organising her fellow party members. She ordered the mage to the rear, set the cleric to guard him and then somehow, summoned a ball of fire out of thin air and threw it right into the face of the nearest troll.  It yowled angrily and went up in flames like a torch. Flare grinned and charged to meet the remaining trolls with her spear held before her.  The spearhead erupted into flames, causing the eyes of the nine foot tall trolls to widen.
The Tian woman muttered quietly under her breath and sent an arrow into the chest of a charging troll. I don't know what spell she cast but her arrow struck with the force of a ballista bolt, sending the troll flying several feet.  The m
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The Hollow Hills
Far to the north, lies the windswept Realms of the Mammoth Lords.  Life is hard here and the people are as tough as teak.  They have to be. There is little room for the weak or infirm.  If you aren't willing to work hard and serve your people-you die.  Simple as that.
Not that these are evil folk. The Kellics- as these people are called-are mostly nomadic barbarian tribes who serve savage Gods and have a strange sense of honour.  If they come across strangers tresspassing on their lands, they'll sweep down on them with all the fury of a winter storm. But should they encounter the same folk suffering from the cold- they will render all aid.  For winter is every man's foe!
A strange folk, they have domesticated the enormous mammoths that roam the tundra.  The great beasts are far more intelligent than elephants and seem happy enough to live in partnership with the Kellic people.  
Which is more than can be said for the giants.  The Kellic trib
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Katrika's Log
21.1.2017 (or thereabouts.)
This is my first entry since I moved in to my new home this summer. Not that it's been much of a summer, overcast and cold!  Good thing I can handle the chilly tempretures and I can always snuggle my favourite hot water bottle in bed at night.
(Flare blushed and said that she's NOT a hot water bottle! However- I still think she's great fun to coil around because she puts out a bit of warmth. Fire Lamia are like that. Which is what Flare is of course. Mostly. She's also part phoenix but that's another story. )
Oh yeah, my name's Katrika. Kat for short. I'm a lamia too, although some people call me a naga which "TECHNICALLY" I not. Long story but it turns out that my ancestors were "created" way back in the dim dark ages.  
Story for another time.
(Dammit Leppy! Must you draw those pictures in my book! I'm pretty sure that's not physically possible. Tanya's going to kill you! She doesn't even like cucumbers!)
Oh right. Introductions.
As I said, I'm K
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Report on Bulvon Wood by Lt Col Danason
23.1.2017 Imperial Calander
Lt Col Danson reporting.....
Chapter One.
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As many travellers know, Bulvon Wood is famous for it's warm, humid climate. Untreated equipment falls apart very quickly and travel is made difficult not only due to the countless numbers of biting insects but also because of the thick, clinging mud underfoot. If you know where to look however, you can find large deposits of high quality clay which is in great demand in many cities.
There are also high numbers of hardwoods here, such as cypress and teak and sandalwood. If the problems posed by the terrian could be overcome, the area has real potentional for forestry.
Sadly, Bulvon Wood has little to offer in the way of mineral wealth, having little in the way of geological features.  Although there have been reports of natural gas deposits deep in the swamps which may indicate the presence of oil which some less developed cultures are still using.
Arial scans by drones have revealed a large stone
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Anyone else enjoy French comics? Been borrowing them from the library. Quite a few of them out there. Julien Neel cracks me up!  And Asterix is an old favourite. (Anyone who says "Tintin" is in trouble!)
Town is flooded! 500 evacuated! I blame Tanya!
Currently waiting to see if I have to leave my home due to the river flooding.

I have been working on Katrika but due to a lack of interest- have decided to suspend the project.
Rena's Letter

Dear Danni.

I hate myself.

No really, I mean it.

I know that people say that I shouldn't, but what do they know?

I HATE- being a Slug Girl.

(And not just ANY Slug Girl! I'm the ONLY Slug Girl with an IQ higher than 74. )

Damn alchemists!  Leaving that potion lying around for me to find when I was just a baby!  Ruined my life.

Well, my life was already ruined but now I was smart enough to realize it.

Let me spell it out for you.........

I'm a Slug Girl. That means that no matter how hard I try- I'm slow. Very slow. An ancient three-legged arthritic drunk cat can outpace me without effort. Not only that, but everywhere I go- I  leave behind, a glistening sticky trail.  It's a real mess!

So-it's really difficult for me to find work. Most jobs require you to move as fast as possible. And my slime trail is a real handicap.

It's gets worse.

Every time I get scared or excited- my body works overtime producing great amounts of slimy froth. (It's an evolutionary measure to prevent predators from eating me. I'm nearly 15 feet long and pretty solid but every time I get scared.....FWOOOOOSH! YUCK! The one and only time I had a date- I nearly drowned him and ruined his suit.)

So yeah, my life sucks.

But wait! There's more!

I can't go out in direct sunlight because I could dry out and end up laminated to the sidewalk. And it hurts my eyes. I can't handle salt either, as it dehydrates me. (And that makes me shrink!)

And then there are "those" jokes.

I'll spell it out for you, all Slug Girls have been 100% FEMALE for years! We aren't hermaphrodite anymore.

I hate those jokes so much!

I cannot swim, as my body absorbs water and I do most of my breathing through my skin so I drown.

I never even met my mother. She deposited the egg which I was to hatch from, into some damp earth and just LEFT me!

If you hadn't come along Danni, I don't know what would have happened to me. Probably would have died.

Let's face it Danni, I'm ugly. Slugs are horrible slimy beasts. No one likes us.

I'm going to be alone forever.
Rena
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Currently waiting to see if I have to leave my home due to the river flooding.

I have been working on Katrika but due to a lack of interest- have decided to suspend the project.

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