I hate myself.
No really, I mean it.
I know that people say that I shouldn't, but what do they know?
I HATE- being a Slug Girl.
(And not just ANY Slug Girl! I'm the ONLY Slug Girl with an IQ higher than 74. )
Damn alchemists! Leaving that potion lying around for me to find when I was just a baby! Ruined my life.
Well, my life was already ruined but now I was smart enough to realize it.
Let me spell it out for you.........
I'm a Slug Girl. That means that no matter how hard I try- I'm slow. Very slow. An ancient three-legged arthritic drunk cat can outpace me without effort. Not only that, but everywhere I go- I leave behind, a glistening sticky trail. It's a real mess!
So-it's really difficult for me to find work. Most jobs require you to move as fast as possible. And my slime trail is a real handicap.
It's gets worse.
Every time I get scared or excited- my body works overtime producing great amounts of slimy froth. (It's an evolutionar