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Rena
Rena's Letter
Dear Danni.
I hate myself.
No really, I mean it.
I know that people say that I shouldn't, but what do they know?
I HATE- being a Slug Girl.
(And not just ANY Slug Girl! I'm the ONLY Slug Girl with an IQ higher than 74. )
Damn alchemists!  Leaving that potion lying around for me to find when I was just a baby!  Ruined my life.
Well, my life was already ruined but now I was smart enough to realize it.
Let me spell it out for you.........
I'm a Slug Girl. That means that no matter how hard I try- I'm slow. Very slow. An ancient three-legged arthritic drunk cat can outpace me without effort. Not only that, but everywhere I go- I  leave behind, a glistening sticky trail.  It's a real mess!
So-it's really difficult for me to find work. Most jobs require you to move as fast as possible. And my slime trail is a real handicap.
It's gets worse.
Every time I get scared or excited- my body works overtime producing great amounts of slimy froth. (It's an evolutionar
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Dawn Centaur (wip)
Dawn
No, not the time of day when the sun comes up over the horizon.  I mean my good friend Dawn.
Oh sorry! I'm Danason. Don't worry about me, I'm not important right now.  We're talking about Dawn.
Where to start? Well, she's just turned twenty two years old and left home to go flatting with Flare and Katrika.  What does she look like? I think she's reasonably attractive, shoulder-length hair the colour of white gold, a pale complexion, slim arms, sky-blue eyes and a dark dapple-grey lower body with a long following tail.
Oh didn't I explain?  She's a centaur. (And not just ANY centaur either!  She's a member of the very rare winged variety. Apparantly one of her ancestors had one too many ouzos, wandered down the wrong street, and encountered a pegasus. One thing led to another and-yeah, she has wings.)
Be nice. Don't make a big deal out of it.
Where was I?  Oh yeah.........
Dawn is a very quiet, shy girl. She's afraid of a great many things.  (She
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What REALLY happened at Endor
Admiral Danason reporting.
Everyone knows roughly what happened above the forest moon of Endor but the actions of a small select group have so far gone mostly unrecorded.
Here's what REALLY happened.......
Inquisitor Tanya Stoviaka paced back and forth across the bridge of the Star Destroyer "Bloody Fang."  She was feeling extremely nervous and it was making her hair ache.
"I hope that Wrinkles and Buckethead know what they're up too!" she muttered to herself quietly.  "This whole idea of allowing the location of the second Death Star to fall into the hands of those rebel idiots is sheer madness. Mind you-" she reflected-"building a second Death Star isn't the best idea either. But you know what they say about old men with big guns, they're compensating for the size of their other equipment. What are you blushing for?" Tanya asked a young female bridge officer who had turned quite red. "Kid's today! No backbone at all!"
The bridge officer returned to her work and Tanya left h
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Progress
Utter complete chaos.
Six big slimy green trolls with yellow eyes, crooked fangs and warty green skin, raced towards our position, howling with bloodlust.
I HATE trolls!  Out of all the creatures that crawl upon the surface of this world, there are few beings I dislike more.
Flare wasted no time organising her fellow party members. She ordered the mage to the rear, set the cleric to guard him and then somehow, summoned a ball of fire out of thin air and threw it right into the face of the nearest troll.  It yowled angrily and went up in flames like a torch. Flare grinned and charged to meet the remaining trolls with her spear held before her.  The spearhead erupted into flames, causing the eyes of the nine foot tall trolls to widen.
The Tian woman muttered quietly under her breath and sent an arrow into the chest of a charging troll. I don't know what spell she cast but her arrow struck with the force of a ballista bolt, sending the troll flying several feet.  The m
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The Hollow Hills
Far to the north, lies the windswept Realms of the Mammoth Lords.  Life is hard here and the people are as tough as teak.  They have to be. There is little room for the weak or infirm.  If you aren't willing to work hard and serve your people-you die.  Simple as that.
Not that these are evil folk. The Kellics- as these people are called-are mostly nomadic barbarian tribes who serve savage Gods and have a strange sense of honour.  If they come across strangers tresspassing on their lands, they'll sweep down on them with all the fury of a winter storm. But should they encounter the same folk suffering from the cold- they will render all aid.  For winter is every man's foe!
A strange folk, they have domesticated the enormous mammoths that roam the tundra.  The great beasts are far more intelligent than elephants and seem happy enough to live in partnership with the Kellic people.  
Which is more than can be said for the giants.  The Kellic trib
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Katrika's Log
21.1.2017 (or thereabouts.)
This is my first entry since I moved in to my new home this summer. Not that it's been much of a summer, overcast and cold!  Good thing I can handle the chilly tempretures and I can always snuggle my favourite hot water bottle in bed at night.
(Flare blushed and said that she's NOT a hot water bottle! However- I still think she's great fun to coil around because she puts out a bit of warmth. Fire Lamia are like that. Which is what Flare is of course. Mostly. She's also part phoenix but that's another story. )
Oh yeah, my name's Katrika. Kat for short. I'm a lamia too, although some people call me a naga which "TECHNICALLY" I not. Long story but it turns out that my ancestors were "created" way back in the dim dark ages.  
Story for another time.
(Dammit Leppy! Must you draw those pictures in my book! I'm pretty sure that's not physically possible. Tanya's going to kill you! She doesn't even like cucumbers!)
Oh right. Introductions.
As I said, I'm K
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Report on Bulvon Wood by Lt Col Danason
23.1.2017 Imperial Calander
Lt Col Danson reporting.....
Chapter One.
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As many travellers know, Bulvon Wood is famous for it's warm, humid climate. Untreated equipment falls apart very quickly and travel is made difficult not only due to the countless numbers of biting insects but also because of the thick, clinging mud underfoot. If you know where to look however, you can find large deposits of high quality clay which is in great demand in many cities.
There are also high numbers of hardwoods here, such as cypress and teak and sandalwood. If the problems posed by the terrian could be overcome, the area has real potentional for forestry.
Sadly, Bulvon Wood has little to offer in the way of mineral wealth, having little in the way of geological features.  Although there have been reports of natural gas deposits deep in the swamps which may indicate the presence of oil which some less developed cultures are still using.
Arial scans by drones have revealed a large stone
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Rena's Letter

Dear Danni.

I hate myself.

No really, I mean it.

I know that people say that I shouldn't, but what do they know?

I HATE- being a Slug Girl.

(And not just ANY Slug Girl! I'm the ONLY Slug Girl with an IQ higher than 74. )

Damn alchemists!  Leaving that potion lying around for me to find when I was just a baby!  Ruined my life.

Well, my life was already ruined but now I was smart enough to realize it.

Let me spell it out for you.........

I'm a Slug Girl. That means that no matter how hard I try- I'm slow. Very slow. An ancient three-legged arthritic drunk cat can outpace me without effort. Not only that, but everywhere I go- I  leave behind, a glistening sticky trail.  It's a real mess!

So-it's really difficult for me to find work. Most jobs require you to move as fast as possible. And my slime trail is a real handicap.

It's gets worse.

Every time I get scared or excited- my body works overtime producing great amounts of slimy froth. (It's an evolutionary measure to prevent predators from eating me. I'm nearly 15 feet long and pretty solid but every time I get scared.....FWOOOOOSH! YUCK! The one and only time I had a date- I nearly drowned him and ruined his suit.)

So yeah, my life sucks.

But wait! There's more!

I can't go out in direct sunlight because I could dry out and end up laminated to the sidewalk. And it hurts my eyes. I can't handle salt either, as it dehydrates me. (And that makes me shrink!)

And then there are "those" jokes.

I'll spell it out for you, all Slug Girls have been 100% FEMALE for years! We aren't hermaphrodite anymore.

I hate those jokes so much!

I cannot swim, as my body absorbs water and I do most of my breathing through my skin so I drown.

I never even met my mother. She deposited the egg which I was to hatch from, into some damp earth and just LEFT me!

If you hadn't come along Danni, I don't know what would have happened to me. Probably would have died.

Let's face it Danni, I'm ugly. Slugs are horrible slimy beasts. No one likes us.

I'm going to be alone forever.
Rena
Inspired by a conversation with :iconjkrolak:
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Dawn

No, not the time of day when the sun comes up over the horizon.  I mean my good friend Dawn.

Oh sorry! I'm Danason. Don't worry about me, I'm not important right now.  We're talking about Dawn.

Where to start? Well, she's just turned twenty two years old and left home to go flatting with Flare and Katrika.  What does she look like? I think she's reasonably attractive, shoulder-length hair the colour of white gold, a pale complexion, slim arms, sky-blue eyes and a dark dapple-grey lower body with a long following tail.

Oh didn't I explain?  She's a centaur. (And not just ANY centaur either!  She's a member of the very rare winged variety. Apparantly one of her ancestors had one too many ouzos, wandered down the wrong street, and encountered a pegasus. One thing led to another and-yeah, she has wings.)

Be nice. Don't make a big deal out of it.

Where was I?  Oh yeah.........

Dawn is a very quiet, shy girl. She's afraid of a great many things.  (She once encountered a spider while looking for a pot under the kitchen sink and when Katrika rushed in to see what all the screaming was about- she found a full grown centaur sitting on top of the dishwasher, shaking like a leaf!  Leppy teased her about it until Tanya trapped her in her hamster ball and kicked it downstairs.)

Oh yes. Dawn lives indoors. Can't ask a lady to live outdoors after all.  There are a few challenges of course. (Tanya did insist on shoeing her with the special horseshoes that police horses wear to protect her hardwood floors. Dawn was very embarrased about it and blushed throughout the entire process. But nobody laughed.)

At this point, I feel that I should remind you of something you may already know.

Centaurs are NOT horses!

They look a little bit like horses, sure but they aren't built the same, nor do they think the same!

*puts on professor hat*

First time I saw a centaur tearing into a side of beef, I nearly choked! But when you think about it, centaur's have a human stomach as well. (I think. I have never been brave enough to ask! Centaurs are really intelligent and brave but they do tend to have a bit of a temper. And for the love of little fluffy bunnies- DON'T get them drunk! Stuff happens.)

Centaurs tend to be "touchy" about personal space. Unless you have a death wish- DON'T ask to ride one!  Especially the ladies.

*blush*

You see.........centaur ladies get a little flustered if you put weight on their backs. It's a bit "personal."  (The closest thing I can compare it too would be, having a nice lady sit on top of your stomach while you lie on your back.  Get the idea?  Good! I'm flustered.)

Enough about that.

Tanya, (our local child vampire,) made the mistake of coming up behind Dawn silently and pattered her on the haunch. Dawn reactted without thinking and kicked backwards as hard as she could. Tanya forgave her as soon as we reattached her head.
Dawn Centaur (wip)
Inspired by the fantastic art here to create my own centaur lady.

Thanks to Piers Anthony for creating Xanth and winged centaurs. (You rock Chex!)
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Admiral Danason reporting.

Everyone knows roughly what happened above the forest moon of Endor but the actions of a small select group have so far gone mostly unrecorded.

Here's what REALLY happened.......

Inquisitor Tanya Stoviaka paced back and forth across the bridge of the Star Destroyer "Bloody Fang."  She was feeling extremely nervous and it was making her hair ache.

"I hope that Wrinkles and Buckethead know what they're up too!" she muttered to herself quietly.  "This whole idea of allowing the location of the second Death Star to fall into the hands of those rebel idiots is sheer madness. Mind you-" she reflected-"building a second Death Star isn't the best idea either. But you know what they say about old men with big guns, they're compensating for the size of their other equipment. What are you blushing for?" Tanya asked a young female bridge officer who had turned quite red. "Kid's today! No backbone at all!"

The bridge officer returned to her work and Tanya left her alone. It wouldn't do any good to upset her officers by venting her spleen on them.  They'd have enough to worry about soon enough.

A light on a nearby console began blinking, indicating an incoming call.  The officer spoke quietly into her headset and then spun around rapidly without checking where Tanya was and knocked the diminuative inquisitor clean out of her boots, depositing her smack on her rump and revealing a pair of thick purple and black striped woolen socks and the briefest glimpse of pink silk panties.

Tanya's expression as she lept to her feet caused the young bridge officer turn very pale. She took a deep breath and reported.

"Inquisitor-we're detecting a ripple in hyperspace! Ships incoming!"

Tanya looked up at the massive viewscreen above her just in time to see dozens of starships revert into real space. Tiny fighters, larger transports and frigates and then the larger, slower heavy cruisers.

"They're heeeeeeeeere." Tanya chimed, quoting an old holonet movie she'd seen long ago.

The Rebel fleet carried out it's plan of attack, capital ships forming a blockade around the Death Star, while starfighters and bombers raced towards the massive station hanging half constructed above the moon of Endor. As Tanya watched, the rebel fighters sped towards their target only to pull up at the last moment. Tanya was VERY upset! She'd been hoping the YT 1300 freighter leading the assault would splat into the station's shields.

Sighing with disappointment, she gave the order to launch fighters.

What followed was a wild, confusing tangle of Rebel and Imperial fighters and bombers chasing each other and exchanging fire. Huge cruisers advanced towards each other and already shields glowed with the effort of repelling enemy missiles and turbolaser blasts.

And then the Death Star let fly with it's super turbolaser, blasting a huge Mon Cal cruiser into fragments of superheated metal and plastics, causing Tanya to punch the air above her head with her fist and hiss "YES!!!" in triumph.

And this was when the Marauder corvette "Lotus", the Nebulon B frigate "Eyrie" and the Vindicator cruiser "Epona" came out of lightspeed and joined the fight.

"Sithspit!" swore Capt Zoekin. "Bigger mess than I feared this would be! I knew it was a mistake to leave the planning to that walleyed flounder!" (Capt Zoekin had fought against the Mol Calamari during the Clone Wars and still had a chip on his shoulder.)

Commander Markie, his second in command, slapped him across the back of the head and gave the order to launch the two squadrons carried by the "Eyrie." The A-wing squadron lept into action, led by Col Flare who had more than 56 confirmed kills under her belt. Her Cobra squadron was followed by Adder squadron which consisted of X-wings.  The corvette "Lotus" added her two squadrons of elderly Y-wings and Headhunters as did "Epona" who was commanded by Lt Col Danason and fielded six squadrons of various starfighters.

Col Flare led her forces against the Imperial fighters and bombers, skimming the surface of capital ships, dodging return fire and unleasing devestation upon weapon enplacements and sensory pods.   And all the while she worried deeply about her young friend Capt Alli of the "Lotus". She was outgunned and far outmatched by any of the Imperial ships.  She sighed with relief when she saw that the "Lotus" had avoided the much larger Star Destroyers and was engauged in trading fire with a 300m long Carrack cruiser. Three other smaller Rebel ships were assisting and things looked well in hand.

All of a sudden-a incredible explosion sent Col Flare spinning.  The Death Star had just destroyed a second Mon Cal cruiser.  In answer, the Rebel fleet moved to point blank range of the Imperial Star Destroyers. A risky tactic, Col Flare figured as the Star Destroyer's heavier guns would quickly wear down even the multi-layered shields of the Mon Cal ships, not to mention the far weaker frigates and corvettes.

Then something thinkable occurred. An Imperial Star Destroyer concentrated fire on the medical frigate and cut her in half.  Col Flare watched in horror as the bodies of injured personal spilled into space. Nor was she alone......

"WHAT THE BLOODY BLUE BLAZES DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!" screamed a small pink-haired inquisitor. Tanya was not a nice person at all but she would have kicked Vader in his metal balls if she could have at that moment.   Things were way out of hand. And that's when Tanya decided to cash in her chips.

"Take us out of here " she ordered. "Urgent inquisitor business."

And with that- the Star Destroyer  "Bloody Fang" turned about towards the Outer Rim and made the jump to lightspeed.

Col Flare watched her go and knew that she'd be back one day. Probably when it was least conveniant.

Emperor Palpatine watched "Bloody Fang" flee.

"Where is that misrable little runt off too!?" he hissed at Vader who was fencing with his son, Luke Skywalker.

"Bit busy to talk right now," weezed Vader, dodging a fierce slash from his son's green light saber blade.

"Oh don't be such a big girl's blouse!" spat Palpatine. "I remember you making stupid quips and puns the whole time that we were crashing the rusty heap of Grevious's. You must be getting old! Either that or your warranty's run out."

"You were much nicer before Windu kicked your arse" replied a small voice from behind Palpatine's throne.  Everybody froze.

"OK. Time out son," said Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith to Luke, lowering his lightsaber for a moment.  " Get lost Leppy!  This is Sith/Jedi business and nothing to do with you!"

"Awww, but I wanna watch!" protested the tiny fey. Palpatine frowned and cocked a finger, sending a tiny bolt of Sith Force energy into the seat of Leppy's pants.  She shrieked and shot out of the room.

"OK, resume," said Vader and the battle was on again.

Meanwhile, a battered YT freighter and an X-wing had successfully avoided TIE Interceptors, construction marterial and defensive fire and had reached the Death Star's main reactor. General Calrissian gave a wild whoop and fired twin concussion missiles directly into the plating of the huge reactor.

.....and bounced off harmlessly.  (What did you expect? They got them from Watto's salvage yard on Tattoine.)

The Imperial Fleet continued to devestate the Rebel fleet, aided by the Death Star which continued to target the larger ships.

"Eyrie" and "Epona" concentrated all fire upon the bridge of the destroyer that had torn the medical frigate in half while Col Flare squadrons hunted down and destroyed the Imperial ship's fighter screen. Normally, they have would have had little chance of success but it was all a diversion.  

While the Star Destroyer was dealing with the capital ships, it missed noticing the rusty Action IV freighter decloaking just next to her reactor dome and ejecting escape pods.

Then the explosives packed throughout the freighter detonated  and the resulting blast tore open the belly of the Star Destroyer and ruptured her reactor. Seconds later, her burning hulk spun out of sight.

"That's 400 credits you owe me Zoekin," crackled Col Flare's voice over the "Eyrie's" communication system. "I told you it would work!"

Cpt Zoekin winched and watched as two corvettes attempted to break out through the Imperial cordon and were summerely dealt with.   To his horror-a Carrack cruiser ran down and began to take down the "Lotus."

Happily, help was on hand. Using the speed for which her ship was famous, Col Flare tore across the field of battle and along with the rest of her squadron- unleashed a barrage of warheads which tore the hind end of the small cruiser clean off.

And the battle raged on.....

Meanwhile, Vader battled his son and Palpatine cackled like a madman.  Presently, Luke defeated his crippled father and left him shorthanded and Palpatine displayed some shocking behaviour.

Which left Leppy wandering around the Death Star unsupervised.  She soon got bored with making faces at herself in the shiny metal walls and riding on top of the mouse droids. In order to prevent herself being stepped on, Leppy found a quiet room out of the way and took stock of her surroundings.

She found it very boring. Just banks of beeping computers with flashing lights. And lots and lots of wires.  And a big sign which read-"REACTOR SECONDARY CONTROL."

Leppy was very fond of wires. But she was still bored. So- she entertained herself for a few minutes by pulling all the wires out of their sockets and replacing them any which way. All the sparks were very pretty but the smoke was really irritating. When the alarms started sounding, she decided to go play somewhere else and left the room.

Sadly-Leppy's tinkering had left the battle station's reactor which a bad case of hiccups. When the Super Star Destroyer lost control and impacted into the station- it was the final straw!Moments later, the second Death Star exploded, raining huge chunks of durasteel and releasing a burst of radioactive material, both of which serverely inconveniaced the ewoks no end.

Tanya was delighted to hear that!










Epilogue: As Luke Skywalker exited his stolen shuttle to join in the celebrations with his sister and friends, he missed spotting a tiny lump under a blanket in the rear of the craft.  Presently, a tiny figure crawled out from under cover and dusted herself off.

"Cor!  Haven't done that since Yavin," she grinned happily. She liked explosions!  She reached into her backpack and pulled out a holoprojector and examined it.  She triggered it and a glowing blueprint of a Death Star appeared overhead.

"Jinkies! I wonder who would be best to offer this too?  I hear the Hutts pay pretty well. And if I'm really luckly-they might invite me to a meal of frogs!"

And with that-she fluttered off humming happily.


"Eyrie", "Lotus" and "Epona" survived the Battle of Endor and were later to serve in the campaign against Grand Admiral Thrawn.  

Inquisitor Tanya disappeared into the Outer Rim and wasn't seen until many years later during the Jedi Order's encounter with Aboleth.
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Star Wars belongs to G Lucas and Disney now I suppose.
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"Hello. It's me, Katrika. Nice to see you again. HEY! You don't need to run away! Besides, I've locked the doors and we're on the ninth floor, so diving out of a window isn't likely to work.

Anyway- I'm here now. And I'm NOT exactly as you may remember.  Oh sure, I'm still the same loveable lady you knew before BUT.....I'm different as well.  For one thing, I'm back to my old original size. And I'm correctly a LAMIA now. Which has meant some considerable adjustment. Luckily, I've a good friend in :icon10110100: Thanks Flare!

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